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Shark Teeth Ooh Ha Ha!
What on this green Earth would inspire someone to get Great White Shark Teeth tattooed on their neck? Well, that's a story that goes back a long time. When I was a kid, my Parents both worked full time, so I spent a lot of time at my Grandparent's house. My Grandfather served in WW2 as a BAR gunner in The Big Red 1. He watched a lot of war documentaries...
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A Man without Love will Destroy Himself and Everything around Him.
I used to be a Good Person. Genuinely. I still have lines, morals, and boundaries, but I'm not who I was by any means. If it's...
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The World's Manliest Necklace
I've been wearing chainsaw chain necklaces, wallet chains, and bracelets for almost 20 years now. Naturally, that was my starting point. What is even more Aggressive than chainsaw chain? F$cking Shark Teeth. Black fossilized shark teeth to match. And it's even Vegan friendly. How quaint. The shark teeth are excellent. Hard as rock (they ARE rock), black as metal, and even still Serrated. Perfect. And how should we attach these? Titanium wire. Yes, real Titanium.
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SR-71
I only recently discovered that an SR-71 had crashed out in the Nevada desert two hours from my hometown. My Mother and I had to find it.
Every year, I venture home from Seattle, down to the tiny farm town I grew up in to spend the Holidays with the family. I've come to love every aspect of it. It took a while. This year was an exceptionally excellent trip. Not only was being with the family exactly what I needed in my state of self defeat, BUT WE FOUND THE CRASH S
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