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Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. If you Do manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I already have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons. I st

Rooster Haus Rescue reached out to me to see if I could help facilitate some mobility with one of their injured Rooster Boys. Previously,

"I was broken down to nothing. I was 6ft below rock bottom. And there I had to bury the old version of myself."

Often times, things don't go quite as planned. Frustration certainly doesn't help matters, but a little humor can go a long way.

This may be the most Fun Halloween 🎃 that I've ever had. Long before I ever saw the movie, I saw Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House look and knew it was my destiny.

This has been a taxing week. I turned 34 on Wednesday and originally had a tattoo appointment scheduled for Monday that had to be rescheduled. Though, that's not what has me down.

I'm 6ft+, Ripped, Disciplined, well kept, actually getting Rich, Intelligent, Educated, Hard Working, Experienced, Covered in VERY NICE Tattoos, etc. If I'M having an impossible time even getting a date with a reasonably attractive woman, the average man has NO CHANCE.

Part 3 of implanting a gold bar in my own arm.

I was supposed to attend a Halloween Soiree at an Erotic Art Gallery in Seattle tonight. I bought the ticket weeks ago. I dieted the last 3 weeks. The two days I bulked this week,

Over the course of this entire year, Armandean has been spending entire days stabbing me tens of millions of times, transforming me into a monstrous masterpiece. "Finalmente soy una obra maestra monstruosa."

On Instagram I came across unbelievably detailed and intricate tattoos that were hardly the size of a tangerine. 🍊