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"I was broken down to nothing. I was 6ft below rock bottom. And there I had to bury the old version of myself."

Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. If you Do manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I already have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons.

What on this green Earth would inspire someone to get Great White Shark Teeth tattooed on their neck? Well, that's a story that goes back a long time. When I was a kid, my Parents both worked full time, so I spent a lot of time at my Grandparent's house. My Grandfather served in WW2 as a BAR gunner in The Big Red 1. He watched a lot of war documentaries...

I used to be a Good Person. Genuinely. I still have lines, morals, and boundaries, but I'm not who I was by any means. If it's...

Never did I think that when I chose this as my "stripper name" it would become so relevant. Worthless. Nothing. A shell containing a void of what could have been. I haven't been able to do anything right and all my failures have been rubbed in my face. My Home isn't even a sanctuary anymore. I can't escape. EVERYTHING needs to change. I thought the Madness was bad before. I'm literally living in my Personal Hell. My "Nightmare Life".

How many times can you hit Rock Bottom before you find the right path up? I feel like I'm stuck in an Ant Lion pit and the succumbing to the Jaws would be a Mercy at this point.

I've been wearing chainsaw chain necklaces, wallet chains, and bracelets for almost 20 years now. Naturally, that was my starting point. What is even more Aggressive than chainsaw chain? F$cking Shark Teeth. Black fossilized shark teeth to match. And it's even Vegan friendly. How quaint. The shark teeth are excellent. Hard as rock (they ARE rock), black as metal, and even still Serrated. Perfect. And how should we attach these? Titanium wire. Yes, real Titanium.

I only recently discovered that an SR-71 had crashed out in the Nevada desert two hours from my hometown. My Mother and I had to find it. Every year, I venture home from Seattle, down to the tiny farm town I grew up in to spend the Holidays with the family. I've come to love every aspect of it. It took a while. This year was an exceptionally excellent trip. Not only was being with the family exactly what I needed in my state of self defeat, BUT WE FOUND THE CRASH S

Rooster Haus Rescue reached out to me to see if I could help facilitate some mobility with one of their injured Rooster Boys. Previously,

Often times, things don't go quite as planned. Frustration certainly doesn't help matters, but a little humor can go a long way.

This may be the most Fun Halloween 🎃 that I've ever had. Long before I ever saw the movie, I saw Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House look and knew it was my destiny.

This has been a taxing week. I turned 34 on Wednesday and originally had a tattoo appointment scheduled for Monday that had to be rescheduled. Though, that's not what has me down.

I'm 6ft+, Ripped, Disciplined, well kept, actually getting Rich, Intelligent, Educated, Hard Working, Experienced, Covered in VERY NICE Tattoos, etc. If I'M having an impossible time even getting a date with a reasonably attractive woman, the average man has NO CHANCE.

Part 3 of implanting a gold bar in my own arm.

I was supposed to attend a Halloween Soiree at an Erotic Art Gallery in Seattle tonight. I bought the ticket weeks ago. I dieted the last 3 weeks. The two days I bulked this week,

Over the course of this entire year, Armandean has been spending entire days stabbing me tens of millions of times, transforming me into a monstrous masterpiece. "Finalmente soy una obra maestra monstruosa."

On Instagram I came across unbelievably detailed and intricate tattoos that were hardly the size of a tangerine. 🍊