Style & Aesthetic

I've been wearing chainsaw chain necklaces, wallet chains, and bracelets for almost 20 years now. Naturally, that was my starting point. What is even more Aggressive than chainsaw chain? F$cking Shark Teeth. Black fossilized shark teeth to match. And it's even Vegan friendly. How quaint. The shark teeth are excellent. Hard as rock (they ARE rock), black as metal, and even still Serrated. Perfect. And how should we attach these? Titanium wire. Yes, real Titanium.

This may be the most Fun Halloween 🎃 that I've ever had. Long before I ever saw the movie, I saw Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House look and knew it was my destiny.

Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. If you Do manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I already have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons.