Tattoos

What on this green Earth would inspire someone to get Great White Shark Teeth tattooed on their neck? Well, that's a story that goes back a long time. When I was a kid, my Parents both worked full time, so I spent a lot of time at my Grandparent's house. My Grandfather served in WW2 as a BAR gunner in The Big Red 1. He watched a lot of war documentaries...

Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. If you Do manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I already have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons.

Over the course of this entire year, Armandean has been spending entire days stabbing me tens of millions of times, transforming me into a monstrous masterpiece. "Finalmente soy una obra maestra monstruosa."

On Instagram I came across unbelievably detailed and intricate tattoos that were hardly the size of a tangerine. 🍊