Tattoos

Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. And if you manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons. I started in

Over the course of this entire year, Armandean has been spending entire days stabbing me tens of millions of times, transforming me into a monstrous masterpiece. "Finalmente soy una obra maestra monstruosa." I had been following Armandean's Art on Instagram for quite a while, but when I was finally ready for a new tattoo, I saw that he was coming to Seattle. It seemed like Fate. Not that I believe in such things. Or Anything, for that matter. His hyperrealism style is

On Instagram I came across unbelievably detailed and intricate tattoos that were hardly the size of a tangerine. 🍊 Many of which featured stunning colors and shining metals. Most notably, in many aspects, was a perfect visualization of a Magnum condom wrapper. That sealed the deal when I was seeking an artist to tattoo my PAMP Suisse Lady of Fortune gold bar. When I first saw the brilliant radiance of a real gold bar, I knew I wanted a tattoo now that the Lady of Fo