I've been wearing chainsaw chain necklaces, wallet chains, and bracelets for almost 20 years now. Naturally, that was my starting point. What is even more Aggressive than chainsaw chain? F$cking Shark Teeth. Black fossilized shark teeth to match. And it's even Vegan friendly. How quaint. The shark teeth are excellent. Hard as rock (they ARE rock), black as metal, and even still Serrated. Perfect. And how should we attach these? Titanium wire. Yes, real Titanium.

Rooster Haus Rescue reached out to me to see if I could help facilitate some mobility with one of their injured Rooster Boys. Previously,