I've been wearing chainsaw chain necklaces, wallet chains, and bracelets for almost 20 years now. Naturally, that was my starting point. What is even more Aggressive than chainsaw chain? F$cking Shark Teeth. Black fossilized shark teeth to match. And it's even Vegan friendly. How quaint. The shark teeth are excellent. Hard as rock (they ARE rock), black as metal, and even still Serrated. Perfect. And how should we attach these? Titanium wire. Yes, real Titanium.

I only recently discovered that an SR-71 had crashed out in the Nevada desert two hours from my hometown. My Mother and I had to find it. Every year, I venture home from Seattle, down to the tiny farm town I grew up in to spend the Holidays with the family. I've come to love every aspect of it. It took a while. This year was an exceptionally excellent trip. Not only was being with the family exactly what I needed in my state of self defeat, BUT WE FOUND THE CRASH S