What on this green Earth would inspire someone to get Great White Shark Teeth tattooed on their neck? Well, that's a story that goes back a long time. When I was a kid, my Parents both worked full time, so I spent a lot of time at my Grandparent's house. My Grandfather served in WW2 as a BAR gunner in The Big Red 1. He watched a lot of war documentaries...

I used to be a Good Person. Genuinely. I still have lines, morals, and boundaries, but I'm not who I was by any means. If it's...

Never did I think that when I chose this as my "stripper name" it would become so relevant. Worthless. Nothing. A shell containing a void of what could have been. I haven't been able to do anything right and all my failures have been rubbed in my face. My Home isn't even a sanctuary anymore. I can't escape. EVERYTHING needs to change. I thought the Madness was bad before. I'm literally living in my Personal Hell. My "Nightmare Life".

"I was broken down to nothing. I was 6ft below rock bottom. And there I had to bury the old version of myself."

Often times, things don't go quite as planned. Frustration certainly doesn't help matters, but a little humor can go a long way.

This may be the most Fun Halloween 🎃 that I've ever had. Long before I ever saw the movie, I saw Ken's Mojo Dojo Casa House look and knew it was my destiny.

Part 3 of implanting a gold bar in my own arm.

Never in my life did I think I would own a gold bar. Let alone cut myself open and implant one under my skin. Though, it is the safest place for it. But, I must confess, it is surprisingly disturbing that literally Everyone's first question is asking what if someone tries to cut it out of me and take it. Good luck. If you Do manage to kill me, thank you. If you manage to cut off my arm, I already have several ideas for a prosthetic with hidden tech and weapons.

Over the course of this entire year, Armandean has been spending entire days stabbing me tens of millions of times, transforming me into a monstrous masterpiece. "Finalmente soy una obra maestra monstruosa."

On Instagram I came across unbelievably detailed and intricate tattoos that were hardly the size of a tangerine. 🍊